Well Shoot! Darn! Heck!(sic) 'Been tagged!
Posted on Mar 23rd, 2007
by 
eBuzz
eBuzz
I read Brian's Doomaflotchy on his Thingamajig by the Whatchamacallit. I guess that means I gotta do it too. Nertz! So now if you are reading this, that means you are tagged too and you gotta spill 'yer guts about 12 l'il known thingies 'bout you! Hear?!! Good. And that's with a please on top! So here it goes:
1. I won the Presidential Physical Fitness Award my Junior and Senior years in High School.
2. In 1993 I was sentenced to Anger Counseling.
3. As a teenager, I was a pen and ink illustrator for two of Mark Hamill's (Luke Skywalker) fan clubs. On The Mark based in Orange County, CA and Mark Hamill UK based in London, England.
4. I was in two fist fights with my Dad before I graduated High School.
5. I met my Wife in the California Conservation Corps on February 14th, 1989. We were on the same Hot Shot Fire Crew near Chico, CA.
6. Mark Hamill was ill on the day I got to wear his Endor costume in his stead when the first Star Wars Trilogy opened publicly at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood in 1984. I looked pretty goofy! My brother got to wear the Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor!
7. I ate all the Cracklin' Oat Bran.
8. I marched in the Santa Claus Lane Parade in Pasadena, CA in my High School's Marching Band in 1982.
9. I crushed hard on Farrah Fawcett-Majors during her stint as a Charlie's Angel.
10. I memorized all of Greedo's lines from Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.
11. I can break dance.
12. I can't stand brussel sprouts, lima beans, spam or beets.
Well that's all I'm gonna reveal for now you nosy buggers! Ha! BTW. One of these isn't true. Which one is it?!
Tag! Yer it!!
Buzz
1. I won the Presidential Physical Fitness Award my Junior and Senior years in High School.
2. In 1993 I was sentenced to Anger Counseling.
3. As a teenager, I was a pen and ink illustrator for two of Mark Hamill's (Luke Skywalker) fan clubs. On The Mark based in Orange County, CA and Mark Hamill UK based in London, England.
4. I was in two fist fights with my Dad before I graduated High School.
5. I met my Wife in the California Conservation Corps on February 14th, 1989. We were on the same Hot Shot Fire Crew near Chico, CA.
6. Mark Hamill was ill on the day I got to wear his Endor costume in his stead when the first Star Wars Trilogy opened publicly at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood in 1984. I looked pretty goofy! My brother got to wear the Boba Fett Mandalorian Armor!
7. I ate all the Cracklin' Oat Bran.
8. I marched in the Santa Claus Lane Parade in Pasadena, CA in my High School's Marching Band in 1982.
9. I crushed hard on Farrah Fawcett-Majors during her stint as a Charlie's Angel.
10. I memorized all of Greedo's lines from Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope.
11. I can break dance.
12. I can't stand brussel sprouts, lima beans, spam or beets.
Well that's all I'm gonna reveal for now you nosy buggers! Ha! BTW. One of these isn't true. Which one is it?!
Tag! Yer it!!
Buzz
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12 things about mois
June 2008 
sir, Buzz. is one of these false?!
Cuz I ain't buyin #11. :)
Ah yeah get it! I can pop lock, wave, windmill and scramble. When I was 17 I saw the movie Breakin' with Boogaloo Shrimp. He does this incredible pop locking and ticking scene with a broom to Kraftwerk's Tour de France. It took me 7 months to be able to do that very sequence. Never quite as good though. Bust a move!
Oh. I see how you are.
Naaah! I was more like this!
nice. but I thought it was more like this!
Close! But actually it was a little more like this!
hehehehe
“white white baby!”
but wasn't it more like this?!?
Well Derelique my balls…
This is one of the most profound exchanges I've come across in weeks.
Thank you for the belly laughs.
eBuzz, Buddy, I say #7. NO WAY you ate all the Cracklin' Oat Bran.
I, too, crushed massively on Farrah in those days. I had a satin pillow with the famous swimsuit feathered hair photo on it. I sexually harassed that poor pillow till I was 15. Oh Lord! Did I actually type that…!?!?!
Derelique my balls…
I can derelique my own balls, thank you!
..
and, ew.
Oh Rod Duuuuude!- Yes! I had that same print on a tapestry. A love stain or two on it for sure. I got all kinds of tangled up in her hair! Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaw! Cowboy Up!
Brian- She may not know how to fight, but you should see her box! Naah! I like to stick it in a Toaster!
Ok I think I am too scared to even comment!
Pilow abuse and little penguins - uhm …. jim carey … I'll go for #7 considering I have no idea what that is! ( i'm an aussie )
Bri - No, thank you! I'll invest my children's college funds in Zaadz if you will up load a photo of that…
I have no doubt you would know how to use all $114.
btw I'm jealous.
E-
I was going to leave the stained part to the imagination but yes…I had a pillow and you had a tapestry?!?!? Staining that is impressive, young Skywalker, most impressive…especially if you followed the 70's trend of hanging tapestries on the ceiling rather than the wall like I did.
Ride 'em!
Hey there CR! - It's a goofy American breakfast cereal that used to be promoted with Squirrels stealing it. Here I am as promised, eatin' Hella amounts!
Rod- Here is where that $114 would be well spent! I would need it desperately if I ever found that tapestry again!
Thanks you guys … as a sole parent of 5 boys, most pre - teen and teens, I have heard them talk like this ( if not more explicit)
and didn't know if it was normal “boy”“guy” talk, now i see it is .. thanks for that!
ROD: hah. :)
CR- You have 5 pre-teen boys! Oh my word! Forget this. You need this! And possibly even this!!
CaitsR-
Ken Wilber said it best, Testosterone has two functions… DO IT and TALK ABOUT IT. Well that's not exactly what he said…okay he didn't say that at all.
New Improved Testosterone - Not just for boinking and killing. HUH? Nevermind.
eB- you slay me, Vato! Simple Green, eh? I glad you're more sick than I am. I think? I put mine in some Top Ramen once, just once.
STOP ME BEFORE I TYPE AGAIN…
Rod- I don't think Ken Wilber said that. But maybe this guy did! Have a cigar!
Oh dear … I will not even ask why i need a gernie .. nop too afraid to read the answer !!
Dilithium Crystals couldn't give you enough power to remove those pubescent by products.
Rod- I am telling you that Top Ramen is a mismarketed potential cash cow! It should be Topless Ramen!
CR- Be afraid. Be very afraid.
(thrilled to know Zaadz is aiding in the process of conscious parenting.)
won't even go into the flashbacks of my adolescence!!!
Rod- pubescent by-products is such a broad spectrum term. And I will kindly ask you not to be more specific! Besides. Scotty couldn't handle today's mismanaged teenaged boys. No sir. It takes a real engineer!
Oh come on Bri! This is a friendly place! Open up bud. There's no room for cowardice here!
Well thank u Brian, I did happen upon this thanks to your recommendation, now I think Zaadz could start up a “donate a sock foundation” for my sake. Its going to be a lot cheaper than gernies!
CR- I recommend the cotton-rayon blend dress sock. It almost feels……..
hah on the sock, Caits!
eBuzz: Let's see…where to start…
Bri- Hmmm…..Now why would you put the glory hole on the ceiling? Well my diagnosis is complete. I prescribe this movie for you! That is where you put a glory hole. And certainly not here!
hehe. first linky no wurky. :)
Stupid Search Engines! Here you go Bri guy! Your prescription once again!
There!!! Linky wurky now!
linky no wurky
Ya know? Isjustnotfunnywhenyouhavetokeeprepostingthejoke! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
CR-
I'd donate some socks but I'm still using them…I mean wearing them. Okay I meant using them.
Bri- Conscious Parenting!?!?! Hell, man, I'm 43 with a six year old and a 21 month old. I haven't slept since Nov. 2000. I'm praying for UNconsciousness. My plan is to teach 'em to drive by third grade so I can cop a nap. They can drive themselves to Disneyland for Pete's sake.
Does anybody remember what this blog was about to begin with???
Okay Brian that cat kinda creeped me out. Do any you younguns remember the Steve Martin joke…??? The punchline is, “that cat was the best @#&* I ever had!” ooooweee funny stuff.
Gotta run - need to tidy up my sock drawer.
:)
Bri- That goofy little cheesy smile don't fool me for a second Bud!
hah. I still don't know my prescription cuz you and the link fairy are fighting. or something.
Well Thppppptt!! Prescription this! And I meant that in the most integrally loving way possible!
now that's a big grin!
Sundance-
Okay taking a wild stab here…#8 isn't true. When we spoke on the phone you said you grew up in the M. Desert. I know, I know Pasadena invited your H.S. I'm just trying to go through a process of elimination. In order to move forward I say #8 isn't true.
Wait a minute…You don't like lima beans or spam??? That don't sit right Cowboy. #12 isn't true.
I just cain't quit you…
Butch
Bri- You haven't seen my really BIG grin yet! Catch me workin' under the kitchen sink some time. Big 'ole grin just fer you! Weee doggies!
Rod- Yup! #8 is true. Serrano High School from Phelan, CA outside of Wrightwood was invited to play in the parade. We were too small at first so we combined with the Victor Valley Senior High School Marching Band out of Victorville. It was cool. We got to keep our school uniforms. So it was a line of Blue and Gold and then a line of Green and White and so forth. Tres Bitchin' I tell ya! #12 is dead on too. I ain't a gonna budge from it neither! Lima beans and spam is Hog Slop! Even whens they ain't together! Eww.
Rats! Then #2. You were not sentenced. You went just for fun to try a piss off attendees.
Aw duude! I gotta @#$#$#@!## tell ya, when I say I @#$# do something, I #@#$%%$ do something!!! Holy S#!T!! Capice!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee doggies!!