Why Do Men Always Think About @#$ (sex)?
Posted on Mar 25th, 2007
by 
eBuzz
eBuzz
Classic "Thinkin' 'bout it" ! Flowers and chocolate better? Never look like the picture
on the box!
I must go through an average day and in the course of that day I think about it at least 5 to 10 times. It's a good thing I can go home and take it out on the Wife! Although I think my cute little line that used to always work is wearin' kinda thin: Go lay down! I wanna talk to you!! The "hide the salami" thing wore out on the Honeymoon. She doesn't like cold cuts I guess. I'm a faithful guy, but I gotta tell ya' I see some cute little thing (face optional) and almost automatically L'il Big Buzz is trying to enjoy the view. Dumb bastard. I'm 40 fer Crissake! A very, very happilly married and satisfied 40! FYI, my Wife's cute little line still works on me: It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, just so long as you eat at home! So why do I still feel like a dog? No harm, no foul. I feel like Ikkyu and his infamous Red Thread at times. This has been an obsession since I was 11! (Farrah Fawcett-Majors tapestry on the wall of my bedroom) And whoever said the cold shower thing works?! Lier!! I guess my main concern is this: now that I am getting older in years, I would maybe like to not think about it so much. Maybe just a little more concern about buying less shoes with laces and less concern about the Baloney Pony. Drives me nuts sometimes having the libido of a Lab Rat on caffiene! Not much gets done in the house when the kids are gone that's fer sure. I need to learn how to rechannel the energy into something like my Reiki practice or artwork or Monster Truck Rallies. Hmmm.........
Thinkin' about it,
eBuzz
Access: Public
i want your
June 2008 
“It's a good thing I can go home and take it out on the Wife!”
Hah! No shit, eh?
And how, buddy! And how.
You're so funny! And don't count on the Reiki to channel you away from it…it's never worked for me! hehehee
Ha ha - living and loving, and loving while living. Fun, Fun, fun. Hey this probably won't get your mind off the topic and yet t might distract you for a second…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI-pct3zy18
hmmmm….HeyOK - what a great gift for those hard to buy for guys on your list (no pun intended)
Ebuzz, I was going to lend you some lines from my husband but as I sat here, I realized that there wasn't a one that would actually be decent enough to share publicly!
Okay! Alright! I love vacationing in the Redwoods but the next time I'm up there I'm gonna smack you a good one right across the pie hole Sundance.
You may feel like a dog but you ain't a dog. If you were a dog you would not be faithfully married. A dog can't help itself. It acts upon it's animal instinct. Dog you ain't.
You are already channeling that energy Vato. It's called Love and you give it to your wife. You may gain a little inspiration from other lovely creatures of her sex walking around but your expression of that LOVE, the act, the verb of it is for her.
As long as you got that Pony, RIDE IT, son. Ride it hard and put it out wet as the equestrian saying goes.
Enjoy the inspiration but relish the expression. And Sundance if I ever hear you talk like this again we gonna throw down hard. Shoot, only 5-10 times a day…you are getting old.
I apologize for coming down so hard you on brother. I got my two kids plus two foster kids. The wife and I haven't been able to rent Gorilla suits and play hide the banana in weeks, WEEKS I TELL YA!!!! STEP BACK ALL OF YOU! I MEAN IT! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME!!! Sorry! I'm okay. I'm back. My bad. I'm cool. Sorry everybody. It's all good. Nothing to see here keep moving. (weeping)
Ride 'em Sundance, RIDE 'EM. Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaa! LOL!!!
Love ya Sundance.
Butch
p.s. HeyOK I watched that entire dog hunchin' video. Facinating!
buzzee is bizzee!!!!lol, you have to be the best tagster of the zaadzsters ever!
Rod- Well humma humma ding ding there Pard! Sorry iffen I's oh-fended you'n yer sensibilities (lotta i's in that stupid word!) there. I guess I will just try to recover slowly. You might just say I will “poke around a bit”.
Lightenup- Thanks! It's kinda like a vocabulary infection or sumpin. Just start rattlin' off and next thing ya' know, a whole string of silly crap is camped out under my otherwise modest post!
HeyOK- You call that a distraction! Lucky dawg apparently is not shy! He's being monitored!! Ohhhhhhhh… that was harsh. Now this is a distraction! A down right mood killer I'd say.
Hey Neighbor… Come on. What sensibilities?!?! I'm messin' with ya. You're right, there are a lot i's in that sucker. I say “poke around” all ya want. WOOP WOOP
Oh, I must say this one is much better.
Rod- Aw shucks Butch! I was just pullin' yer leg! No! Not that one!! Maybe you come over sometime for a nice warm sock. K?
Dana- Gotcha beat Sweets! This is killer! Toooooooo funny!
Okay, you win. heheheeheeee
Do I getta prize?!! Huh?! Huh?!! Perty please! Huh?!
Ha ha - can't see -
laughing too hard,
oh hard right - that's where it all started and then Mr Rogers killed the mood on the piano
…wait now was it hard right or left?
Oh yea right - humping dogs. Holy crapolla. Toooooo funny is right. Right.
Don't try and get between a dog and it's bone!
Yer a wise man HeyOK. “Don't try to get between a dog and it's bone!”
It's kinda like, “Never squat with yer spurs on.” Woooooo hoo hoooo hooo!
Yeah - that could get messy.
Ah what's a little mess - if you're into that kinda thing?…squating with your spurs on!
You gotta have something to do out on the Range.
Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys…
Rod- About the only thing I am comfortable doing on the Range by myself or mixed company, is bacon and eggs. Sheep get nervous with anything else. Whoopy - Tie - Yay!
Alls I'm sayin' is terms like Punchin' Cattle and Cowpokes got coined somehow. Don't look at me, I'm from the oilpatch. In West Texas we just drilled holes in the ground so America could get addicted to crude. Our terms are Roughneck, Tool Pusher, and Hotshoter. Beats me really, I worked in Televsion but I am crude.
Woop. Woop.