Hmmmmm.... Well I could answer this the way lot's of other folks do, but you know me (I think), I won't!!  Here's a list of  paper section choices each of the following persons might read first.

OBGYN - C Section

Traffic Cop - Inter Section

Coroner - Die Section

Hermaphrodite - Bi Section

Mentally Disturbed - Section 8

Christian - Cross Section

Compulsive Shopper - Buy Section

Proctologist - Tail Section

Rectal-Cranial Inversionist - Reference Section

Buddhist - Mid Section

Trekkies - Saucer Section

Pipe Fitter - Main Section


     That was harder than it looked!!  Brain rack!!!! nyah! nyah! nyah!

Bathe in Light,

Erik (wacko section!)

     Last night.  Power outtage.  Had to pee.  Couldn't find bathroom.  Thought I found bathroom.  Relief.  Woke up this morning.  Dog is wet.  Hmmmm....


Bathe in Light,

Erik

    

     A sticky, icky, tricky question to be sure!  I asked/channeled a few experts on the subject to get their views and answers.  A few of them might just be more than candidly interesting to some of you.  Hmmmmmm..........

Mahatma Ghandi - You must become the Center that you want to sit in.

Shakyamuni Buddha - I have been sitting my whole life.  Let's lick something.

Amma - I just don't know for sure how many sits.  But hugging to the Center is alot faster!

Al Gore - I am the Center!  And I am melting!

Mao Tse Tung - The Center is poison.  Let's just deal with the surface.  You sit when the people sit!

Potsy Webber - The Fonz told me to "sit on it" so many times, that I am now One with the Center.

Noted Proctologist - Prolonged sitting can be a pain in the ass.  Try standing.

Larry the Cable Guy - I'm with dat Buddher guy and all that lickin' stuff.  Yeah dat boy can git 'er done right dere I say.  He's one funny sumbitch!  Dat was funny right dere, I don't care who y'are!

Joseph Campbell - The Center is a myth.  Wherever you sit, that is the Center.  Now that's a Hero's journey!

Luke Skywalker - But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters!

Yoda - Sit you must!  Or the Center you will never reach. 

Barbie - Are you talking about the Shopping Center downtown?

Ken - Dammit Barbie, I believe the peroxide has soaked to your brain again Honey!  Watch it fizz!

Carl Sagan - How can eternity have a Center?

Albert Einstein - Vis dis Big Bang in zee middle of yer dumkopfer head Carl!  Zat is zees Center!  Pain is relative!  Zay "uncle"!!

Art Bell - I believe that there is more to this Center than was previously discovered.  Let's talk to Col. William Shafer, a noted Air Force Intelligence Officer about this ever elusive Center and why it seems to avoid camera time as well as elude puritanical science yet still seems to purvey our consciousness in the form of UFO's, Sasquatch, Chupacabra, Yetis, Black Triangles, Shadow Creatures, The MJ-12 Documents, Bud Hopkins, George W. Bush, The Pleidians, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, EVP's, Touch-Screen Voting Machines and Pregnant Chads.

Regis Philbin - Sitting!  Standing! Licking!  I love 'em!!!  I completely bypass the topic otherwise.  *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Howie Mandel - The Center is the shiniest part of my head.

Oprah - I purchased the Center and gave it to Somalia.....So they could buy my magazine.

Brian Johnson(Zaadz CEO) - (ala Brondu's Zaadz Song)  It's ZAAaaAaadz!  It's ZAaadz!

Walmart CEO - I've seen the Center and it's Super!

Ken Wilbur - Howie stole my bit!!

Genpo Roshi - The Center is...is...Big!  Reallly BIG!!

Pema  Chodron - Put a sock in it Genpo!  Concentrate on your Big Mouth!

Keanu Reeves - Yeah, huh huh huh.  It's kinda like this thing and stuff.  Ya' know?  Totally nar nar!  But it's like cooler than that even kinda.

Tommy Chong - Yeah dude!  I get it, man!

Paris Hilton - Idiots!

eBuzz - Lick me.  I will tell you when you get to the Center!



Bathe in Light Y'all,

Buzz

     I would design a global holiday of synchronous sitting and BEing still.  Stillness solves "ALL" problems.  Imagine.  Imagine!!!  No war for a day.  No hate for a day.  No anger for a day.  No violence of any kind for a day.  Imagine!  We can't even accomplish this on a county level, let alone a global one.  I envision it anyway!  Imagine!

Bathe in Light,

Erik

     Money is the embedded energy I use to illicit and appropriate the illusory things my illusory body "thinks" it needs.  I have no wish for more, nor do I have a wish for less.  I am a King in comparison with over half the globe.  It is as it must be for my family at this time.  We are blessed with exactly what we need and a little extra for fun!

Bathe in Light,

Erik

    

     Yup!  It was indeed a most auspicious fishing trip.  And it was my youngest daughter Sadie's idea!  Instead of going all the way over to Reno, NV to watch her sister play in a Basketball Tournament, she asked me earlier in the week if she and Daddy could go fishing at Freshwater Lagoon in Northern Humboldt County, CA, just about 40 minutes North of our house.  Mind you, yes she has been fishing with me before, but..., she hadn't caught her first fish until today!!  And it was a whopper!  She hooked into a 3 pound Largemouth Bass (Bucket Mouth, Hawg) using a number ten Pink Nighty (nightcrawler, worm).   Jeeeezooh!  My first fish was a woosey half pound Crappie, but no she lands a friggin' Submarine!  Hooked it.  Played it.  Landed it.  Kuh-BLAM!!  Oh yeah.  I'm proud, puffed and struttin'.  She's already into me for next weekend!  Woooooooo Hooo Hoooo Hooo!!!!  I myself limited out on Trout (Rainbow) and I got myself a nice little Bass at 2.75 pounds.  Uh-huh.  I know.  She smoked me.  And I Love it!  I was so proud, I had to make her pic into a magazine cover!

Bathe in Light and Bag 'yer Limit!

eBuzz

     It's called Be Still A Moment...  I seem to say that alot on this blog so I thought I would start a blog on how to do it.  At least a way to do it.  Not "the" way.  Right?  Anyhooey, I plugged Zaadz all over the place on it because Zaadz ROCKS and this was my firstest blog ever.  Really!  So please be a good little Zaadzster and see what's going on at Be Still A Moment...!


Bathe in Light,

Erik