Posted on Jun 10th, 2007
by
eBuzz
Here's a handy list of things to do or not to do for a cowboy. It's good advice y'all!
1) - If you see a cowboy in a bar, don't offer to push his stool in.2) - If you see a stool in a bar, don't push it into a cowboy.
3) - If you see a cowboy broke down on the road, don't take his still-runnin' truck.4) - Don't ever knock a cowboy's hat off less'n yer allergic to breathing.
5) - Iffen' he's a'wearin it during the National Anthem, clean his ears with his spurs!6) - Iffen's he's a'wearin it in bed, the cold shoulder on the side of the snowy road ain't the only one he's gettin'.
7) - If you see a cowboy squatin' with his spurs on, help him up s-l-o-w-l-y.8) - If y'all hears sheep a'bleatin' like crazy and a feller that looks like he's tangled hisself in the barbwire fence doin' the Chicken Dance, 'at ain't a real cowboy.
9) - If you see a purty, shiny pick'em truck parked next to the drugstore and a feller with shiny boots get's outta it, 'at ain't a real cowboy either.10) - If you see a naked feller a'wearin nothin' but a cowboy hat bein' chased by another feller with a shotgun followed by a purty pregnant gal, at's a real cowboy!
Love and Yeehaw and Laugh Y'all,
Buzz
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