Cowboy Boots! 

For Christmas when I was two in 1968!  >Ugh<  1968?!?  That can't be right!

Bathe in Light, Ride Easy, Love All Critters,

Erik

     Chorus:  If I could teach the world to si..............no.

      I almost broke out into song......
  
     That almost never happens.......

     So whaddaya wanna learn from me?!  How to spell poorly or be blatantly crass and gauch!  I exsell at bowth.  Ha!  Geddit?  I am a veritable jedi master in full contact grossness and rudosity.  Well......If I could teach y'alls sompin' good, it would be to laugh and never fart in an elevator on the bottom floor if your goin' to the top of an 80 story building.  You might make some enemies.  Just tell 'em your representin' for Zaadz yo and they will bust out with the massive forgiveness spell!  >poof!<  Seriously.........Laugh!  Hoohoo.  Heehee.  Hoohoohoo.  Hahahahahahahahahaha!  Hohohohohohohohohoohohohohohohohohoho!  Haheeehooohaaheeehooohehoeoeoya087y409857t0a9duofi09dgh/8743-098toadso8!!!!

........like that.

So if you see someone without a smile, give 'em yours!

Bathe In Light, Ride Easy, Love All Critters,

Erik

     I would get me and the kids up real early and go have a great, big, yummy, country breakfast with all the trimmin's and then head out to the lake and fish till noon, come back home and put on the swim trunks and go lie down on the kid's trampoline in the hot summer sun till I fall asleep for a nap and then take a shower, take my Honey out to a nice dinner and bring her home for a damn good "snucking" (snuggle and f@#k) and then fall asleep spooning with the evening summer breeze blowin' through the open window.  Yup.  That's what I would do with it.  I'm a simple guy.  Easy bliss is what I am all about. 

Bathe In Light, Ride Easy, Love All Critters,

Erik

     Just to love and finish raising my kids in such a fashion so as to have them not hate me and my wife when we're finished would be nice.  I get awfully tired of listening to ingrateful young people bash their moms and dads, thinking they've had it bad.  Some may very well have, but in this day and age of Gimme this and Electronic that, unless you were chained in a closet, thrown a raw porkchop every two days and used as a speed bag by say, Mike Tyson, you got it a whole hell of lot better than alot of us did.  Our generation saw beatings galore (time outs? what the hell was that?!) restrictions that lasted weeks, not weekends, and electricity ran mom's cookin' shit.  Trying to get a yes Ma'am or yes Sir outta kids today when they are told to do something without a bunch of BS rhetoric following takes and act of God.  With today's laws and ultra liberal viewpoints, you are going to a Special Hell if you raise a hand or switch against an unruly child.  So far, with all of this Cushions and Pillows upbringing, I haven't really been impressed with any outstanding work ethic (work?), polite manners and respect, or ambition or drive, much less respect and care for the elderly family members.  Lack of tough love has made us a Woosie Nation of slackers and cardboard sign holding (they're getting younger, aren't they?), gimme something for nothing, not motivated to do anything whiners.  So yes, my simple dream from this viewpoint is justified I think.  Sorry about the rant.

Bathe In Light, Ride Easy, Love All Critters,

Erik

     Well we can wipe out most of Hollywood and the whole of the Entertainment Industry for my answer to this.  That narrows it down quite a bit.  I'll make it easy and do one of my (im)famous lists!

1)  Police/Law Enforcement
2)  Firefighters
3)  Teachers
4)  Soldiers/Military
5)  Farmers/Ranchers
6)  Anyone who brings aide to another/others with great risk to themselves with no hope for compensation.

     That about wraps it up for me.  It's pretty awful whom today's society chooses to idolize and make rich.  The above people are and always have been the real heroes, movers and shakers in the world.  Selfless.  Service oriented.  Definitely not a job one would take as a get rich scheme, but should be wealthy beyond measure.  For all of those who read this who are in this unfortunately small category, I salute you.  Thank you for all you have done.

Bathe In Light, Ride Easy, Love All Critters,

Erik

Hmmmmm.  Mine will do just fine, thank you.

Bathe In Light,

Erik

    

     This is so cool!  I think you may have already noticed.  Thank you Zaady Buddies for the opportunity!  I am blessed.  I dedicate this page to my Beautiful Teacher and Master, Nikki whom I dearly love.

Bathe In Light, Recieve Only Peace, Give Only Love,

Erik

     I am grateful for so many beautiful people in my life, but I wouldn't have been able to have recognized that beauty in any of them if wasn't for my Beautiful Goddess of a Wife facilitating the catalyst of BEing herself to allow me to bloom into who I am today and I am eternally grateful for Reiki for enhancing that beauty I witness daily!

Bathe In Light, Recieve Only Peace, Give Only Love,

Erik

     When I am in the deepest calm, the most inward quiet, and I can actually here Spirit guiding me to stillness and tranquility.  When I breath through my skin and air means nothing.  When I sing with my heart and sound is non existent.  When my thinking is no longer a prerequisite for existence.  When I AM...

Bathe In Light, Recieve Only Peace, Give Only Love,

Erik